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- * The 8 player characters contained in these writings are copyright
- * 1992 by Thomas Miller...copying and distribution of these stories
- * is permissible only under the condition that no part of them will
- * be used or sold for profit. In that case, I hope you enjoy them.
- * The dungeons and non-player characters contained herein are from
- * TSR's module, A2, and are copyright 1980 by TSR, Inc. Specific
- * text and maps from them have been avoided, and I encourage anyone
- * who enjoys reading about them to buy and play the whole "A" series.
- *****
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- THE PARTY:
-
- Alindyar, 6th level drow elf mage (N)
- Belphanior, 4th/4rd/5th level high elf fighter/mage/thief (CN)
- Ged, 5th/5th level grey elf priest/mage of Boccob (NG)
- Halbarad, 6th level human ranger (NG)
- Mongo Thunderhead, 6th level dwarf fighter (CG)
- Peldor, 7th level human thief (N)
- Peyote, 5th/5th level half-elf fighter/druid of Obad-Hai (N)
- Rob, 6th level human priest of Trithereon (LG)
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-
- XXV. Markessa & Company
-
-
-
- The party, having rested and recuperated, prepares to go through
- the (formerly) secret door at the end of their small L-shaped camp/
- hideaway in the dungeons beneath the slavers' stockade. Due to the
- noises that they heard from above, throughout the night, they have
- reason to believe that the fire(s) they have caused and seen are
- out of control, and chaos reigns in the stockade itself. It is
- also a sure bet at this point that the occupants of this dungeon
- are aware that there are intruders in the area...
-
- Belphanior: (listening at the door) I hear some scratching. Are
- we ready to go?
- Mongo: (raises hammer meaningfully) Hell yeah!
- Peldor: Just about. (puts caltrops at the base of the ladder up)
- In case of pursuit.
- Halbarad: Belphanior, you open the door. I'll go through first,
- in case we have to fight, followed by Mongo and Peyote.
- Peyote: Sure, I'll go.
- Alindyar: The plan sounds fine to me.
- Belphanior: Okay. (lifts the latch)
- Halbarad: (enters) Wha...?!
- Big wolf: Snarl! (leaps for Halbarad's throat)
- Halbarad: Aie! (bitten in the shoulder, suprised) Damn!
- Mongo: Hang on! (runs forth)
- Peyote: Dude?
- Belphanior: Wolf!
- Other big wolf: (across the hall about 20') Howl! (starts a very
- loud howling)
- Ged: Uh-oh.
- Belphanior: Wolves!
- Mongo: (slams the wolf biting Halbarad) Get off him!
- Wolf: (ribs crack) growl...
- Belphanior: (seeing that the second wolf is chained to the far wall,
- he strolls up to it and stalks it with his longsword ready)
- Alindyar: (fires a magic missile from his wand, at the first wolf)
- Peyote: (chops the first wolf) Leave him be!
- wolf: (dies)
- Halbarad: Ugh! Somebody help me staunch this $@%#&*! bleeding
- shoulder!
- Peyote: Yonder beast, and this slain one, seem evil, even for wolves.
- Mongo: No shit.
- Halbarad: They are worgs, gigantic evil cousins of normal wolves. I
- do not think that they can be tamed by us, or any lawful group...
- Mongo: Good, 'cause I'm sick of that other one's damned howling!
- (moves to the west and throws his hammer at it, narrowly missing
- Belphanior's head before it crunches into the monstrous animal)
- Belphanior: Hey! Watch where you throw that! You could put somebody's
- eye out with that thing!
- Alindyar: 'Tis an understatement...
- Rob: Let me help. (heals Halbarad)
- second wolf: (still howling)
- Halbarad: Silence that companion beast, before every creature in this
- dungeon comes looking for us!
- Belphanior: (slices the worg again, for the second time)
- Worg#2: (dies) Awooo....urk.
- Mongo: _Much_ better.
- Ged: (to Alindyar) I guess we'd better get our heavy magic ready,
- for now we're sure to run into the worst of trouble.
- Alindyar: Aye.
- Belphanior: There's a door nearby, to the north, and another farther,
- to the south. Which one to take? (wanders northward)
- Halbarad: Where are you going?
- Belphanior: I don't want to tarry here too long. There may be more
- wolves about.
- Mongo: Yeah. And where there's wolves, there's usually goblins too.
- (also heads north) Which wouldn't be so bad. I'm sort of out of
- practice in melee, and goblins are a pretty good challenge...
- Halbarad: Fine. North we go, then.
- Alindyar: (prepares a color spray) Hmm.
- Ged: (prepares magic missiles) Ho.
- Belphanior: (listens at the northern door, hears nothing at all) Hm.
- (opens the door and leaps all the way in)
-
- Beyond the door was a huge room, over sixty feet in length and more
- than forty wide. Its high, sloping ceiling looked about fifty feet
- or so from the floor. All but the northern part of the chamber had
- a raised balcony around the perimeter; this ledge was about ten feet
- higher than the floor. The place was obviously a laboratory, for it
- was filled with tables, bookshelves, flasks, and other arcane toys.
- More importantly, there were about a dozen goblins, most of them in
- strategic positions along the ledge, with bows ready. They chattered
- and screeched in excitement as the party entered the room, and then
- raised their bows.
-
- Belphanior: Fuck! (looks around, spotting a goblin about ten feet
- to his front and left) You! Die! (rushes the goblin)
- Goblin: Yie! (points his shortsword at the crazed oncoming elf)
- Halbarad: (enters the room) Goblins!
- Belphanior: We can clearly see that! (dodges a thrust from his foe)
- Mongo: (enters the room) Shit! They're everywhere!
- goblin: (some random one, shoots an arrow at Mongo)
- Mongo: (the missile bounces off of his plate mail) Fuck!
- Peyote: (enters the room, just in time to be nicked by an arrow)
- Whoa! Battlezone! (slips on his ring and goes invisible)
- goblin: (on balcony) Hey! Where'd he go?
- Rob: What's going on? (enters the room holding a lantern in one
- hand and a flail in the other) Oh.
- Belphanior: (missed by an arrow) Damn snivelling fools! (slices
- his foe, decapitating it with a lucky strike) Hah! (turns to face
- another goblin, this one about twenty feet away at a table in the
- center of the room)
- slender female elf: (far to the north of the room) Get them! Kill
- them all! (casts a spell on herself)
- Belphanior: Not very friendly, girl.
- goblins: (above the doorway, they push a large wooden tun over onto
- those below) Har har!
- Mongo: Oh no! Not again!
- Alindyar: Another tun...
-
- The barrel shattered all over Halbarad, Mongo, Peyote, and Rob,
- doing minor damage but soaking them in brine. The lantern went out
- in a flash.
-
- Rob: Hey, I can't see.
- Halbarad: Shut up.
- Mongo: (hit by an arrow) Fuck this bullshit. I am nobody's target
- practice dummy! They're not the only ones who can see in the dark!
- (hurls hammer at a goblin on the balcony to the left)
- goblin: (head crushed)
- Peyote: (fuming about the waste of a good invisibility, heads for
- the female elf to the rear of the room)
- Halbarad: Phew! This brine stinks! (feels for a wall and gets out
- of the way of those who can see)
- Rob: (still in the way, pushed aside by Mongo) Huh?
- Ged: (enters the room, almost totally dry of brine) Boccob's wrath
- has arrived! Repent! (fires three magic missiles at the distant
- elven woman, hitting her and eliciting a cry of pain and anger)
- Mongo: (catches his hammer) Yeah! That bitch is next!
- Alindyar: (enters the room, looks around for the largest number of
- goblins)
- Ged: (nicked by an arrow) Boccob damn it!
- Belphanior: (launches a flaming sphere at the table in the center
- of the room, specifically at the goblin next to it) Let there be
- LIGHT!!!
- goblin: (the target, ignited in a burst of flame) Aaagh!
- Belphanior: Heh heh.
-
- The room was somewhat illuminated by this new light source. The
- shadows above, on the balcony, indicated positions of goblins, who
- were still firing a lot of arrows.
-
- Belphanior: (to DM) I look at the stuff in this room closely.
- What sort of laboratory does it seem to be?
- DM: (to Belphanior) There are tools like saws, drills, etc. plus
- a lot of body parts and limbs.
- Belphanior: A torture chamber? What is that elven girl up to?
- DM: Who knows?
- Mongo: (hit by one arrow, missed by another) Damn goblins.
- Halbarad: (a sitting duck, nailed by two arrows) Agh!
- Belphanior: (to DM) I head for the goblin whom I just ignited.
- DM: Okay.
- Alindyar: (launches a color spray at three goblins above and to the
- left of the door)
- Goblins: (those three; rendered unconscious)
- Peldor: (just enters the room, but can barely see) Hmm. (wanders
- off to the right)
- something behind bars to right: Growl!
- Peldor: What was that?
- goblin: (above Peldor and the source of the growl) Ha. See how you
- like this. (pulls a lever, and the bars next to Peldor raise)
- Big furry monster: (lumbers out) GRAARR!
- Peldor: Uh-oh.
-
- Belphanior: (walks by the tables in the center of the room)
- thing on table: (a deformed man-like thing, with a strange clawed arm
- and a melted-looking mouth) Croak! Croak!
- Belphanior: Holy shit! What in the hell are YOU?!?
- thing: (continues to croak miserably)
- Belphanior: (moves around behind it and backstabs it, successfully,
- as it fails to turn around much or move away) Well, the least I
- can do is put you out of your misery.
- thing: (dies)
- Belphanior: (looking with hatred at the female elf) Who would do
- this to anyone? (to DM) This isn't funny. I send the flaming
- sphere straight at her. As fast as possible.
- Peyote: (still toward the eastern fringe of the room; attacked by
- a goblin who ran out from the north) Hey! (chops at the humanoid)
- goblin: (dies, courtesy of the half-elf's magical bastard sword)
- Peldor: (suprised by the owlbear that ran out of the cage at him,
- is clawed by a paw) Agh! Somebody come help me put this thing
- out of my misery!
- Halbarad: On my way.
- Mongo: (hurls hammer at a goblin on the balcony who is drawing a
- bead on someone)
- goblin: (hit critically, dies messily) Aaaa...
- Mongo: Yeah!
- Rob: We need more light. (casts continual light on top of the
- helmet of a goblin to the north, not on the balcony)
- goblin: Aie! (can't see too well now, stumbles around hacking at
- the air with his shortsword)
- Halbarad: (moves to help Peldor)
- Mongo: (catches his hammer, turns to face the female elf)
- female elf: (fires magic missiles at Belphanior, to disrupt his
- concentration on the flaming sphere, which is getting rather close
- by this time)
- Belphanior: Agh! Stupid bitch!
- Alindyar: (casts darkness, 15' radius on the three goblins above
- Peldor and the owlbear)
- goblins: Aaaaa! (one falls off the ledge, in front of the monster)
- owlbear: (stomps on the unfortunate goblin) GRRR!!
- Peldor: Ha ha.
- Ged: Time for melee! (pulls out his morningstar and charges the
- owlbear)
- Peldor: (stabs the owlbear) Peldor takes no shit from any monster!
- Mongo: (launches his hammer at the elf to the north)
- female elf: (hit by the weapon) Aie! (staggers, her spell disrupted)
- flaming sphere: (sitting now by a table that is too high for it to
- roll over. The table is on fire now, though.) (blaze)
- Mongo: (catches hammer)
- Halbarad: (chops and stabs the owlbear, hitting with the dagger but
- not the axe) Back, fell beast!
- Ged: (hits it with morningstar) Boccob commands it!
-
- female elf: (launches lightning bolt at Belphanior) Ha ha! Die!
- Belphanior: Whoa! (dodges aside, taking only some damage from the
- electrical bolt) Aaagh! Geez!
-
- The bolt continued on, to hit Mongo (who failed to save and thus
- took full damage, and was knocked down) before it went on. The
- dwarf's plate armor made an excellent conduction path for the bolt
- to go down into the floor, but nevertheless, Halbarad and Ged got
- slight shocks from residual electricity because they were somewhat
- in its path.
-
- Mongo: (smoking) Aaaaagh! @#%$&*! fucking damn shit bitch!!
- Belphanior: (causes his flaming sphere to go around the table)
- female elf: (runs for a door)
- Belphanior: No way. No way! (the sphere outruns her and collides
- with her, setting her on fire) Burn, torturer of hapless ones!
- female elf: (aflame) Aaaaa!
- Belphanior: Justice is served.
- Mongo: Hey, good job! (hurls hammer at the flaming form, hitting)
- Let's take no chances with her. She zapped us good.
- Belphanior: Of course.
- Rob: (attacks the c. light-ed goblin with his flail, slaying it)
- There. I have done something useful.
- Ged: About time...
- Halbarad: (hits the owlbear again)
- owlbear: (seriously wounded now; paws Halbarad twice) GRAAR!!
- Halbarad: Augh!
- Ged: (hits the monster also) Boccob!
- Peldor: (stabs it; the thing dies) Hah! Peldor's foes fall like
- wheat before the scythe! Now where's the treasure?
-
- Peyote never reached the female elf, for she died afire in moments.
- The party searched the room, finding all manner of strange devices
- typically used by alchemists. They also found a number of body parts
- from different creatures, preserved in brine. Peldor found some gold
- on the goblins' bodies, and Alindyar found some parchments with names,
- descriptions, and maps. Belphanior retained a few odd items he saw.
- The elf's body was burned fairly thoroughly, so she had nothing of any
- value left. There was a second owlbear, in another cage that hadn't
- been opened thanks to Alindyar's color spray on those goblins (yes,
- Belphanior killed them in their sleep). The party left it here for
- now. Some healing took place, and then the door to the northwest
- was the next one taken.
-
- Belphanior: Say, am I the official, designated door-opener now?
- Halbarad: Sure.
- Ged: Now just open the door.
- Belphanior: (opens door; beyond is a large room with many doors and
- a hallway going off to the south out of sight (also with more doors
- along its length) Wow.
- Halbarad: Let us go north. We might as well be consistent. (the
- party heads through the easternmost of the doors on the northern
- wall)
-
-
-
-
-
- next time: More slaver leaders...
-
- ************************************************************************
- NOTES: I got mail from somebody named Scott stating a number of points
- that I as a DM should probably have been more strict on. Unfortunately
- I lost your email address, Scott, and only retain a copy of your mail.
- Please mail me again so I can reply to your myriad comments... In a
- general sense, all readers should remember that these writeups, while
- detailed, cannot cover everything that happened. Maybe I forgot some
- things since we played. Maybe I skip things sometimes for efficiency.
- Maybe I add things sometimes, for convenience. I take all of the many
- editor's liberties when I write these stories, so people who are after
- 100% rules- and continuity- correct stories won't find them here. I'm
- in it to chronicle the deeds and humor that we experienced over two
- and a half years of playing, no more, no less. Even during the active
- times of the campaign, I missed things and forgot certain rules. Now,
- as I write up these stories, I am not overly interested in criticisms
- on how I DM-ed two or three years ago.
- On to other topics. In case you don't have the module, Markessa was
- the evil elven woman who got toasted. She figured that her lightning
- bolt would be sufficient to stop Belphanior and Mongo, and she (well,
- I, the DM) noticed that the two were lined up, so...but she figured
- wrong. By the time that I realized that she should have retreated,
- Belphanior's player pointed out to me the movement rate of the spell
- (flaming sphere). I had to let Markessa get hit, and she was rather
- weak at that point. Still, the battle was fun.
- Now for some (silver anniversary/25th episode) fun stuff. I don't
- want to give away too many specific details, because if I do, someone
- will nab me at some point in the future with a contradiction, and I
- don't want that to happen. Other than that, enjoy the following data
- and I'll update it every 25th episode!
-
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- ALINDYAR (6th level drow elven mage) (Neutral)
- height: 5'9" weight: 104 lbs age: 124 yrs hair: white
- eyes: dk. brown land of origin: Underdark diety: ?
- preferred weapon: spells (dagger)
- armor: bracers of defense
- highs: Int, Dex, 120' infravision, always levelheaded
- lows: Str, weakness in bright sunlight, racial conflicts w/others
- likes: peace & quiet, magic
- dislikes: bigotry, senseless actions
- major magic items: robe+1, bracers ac6, bag of holding, carpet of
- flying, wand of magic missiles
- common spells: fireball, dispel magic, web, wall of fog
- goals: to become powerful enough to enjoy things he likes w/o fear
- of attacks or violence
-
- BELPHANIOR (4th/4th/5th level high elven fighter/mage/thief) (C.N.)
- height: 6'1" weight: 117 lbs age: 119 yrs hair: lt. brown
- eyes: black land of origin: Wild Coast diety: none yet
- preferred weapon: longsword
- armor: bracers of defense
- highs: Dex, Int, good combat abilities, versatility
- lows: Wis, Chr, reckless nature, curiousity
- likes: chaos, combat, death
- dislikes: slavery, torture, boredom
- major magic items: ring of wizardry (1st level spells), longsword +1,
- staff of Thunder & Lightning, bracers ac4
- common spells: flaming sphere, color spray
- goals: to live a life of danger and thrills
-
- GED (5th/5th level grey elven mage/priest) (Neutral Good)
- height: 5'8" weight: 101 yrs age: 107 yrs hair: gold
- eyes: green land of origin: Celene diety: Boccob
- preferred weapon: morningstar
- armor: chain mail, small shield
- highs: Int, Wis, versatility w/magic, good knowledge of spells, looks
- out for party, takes over leadership of party at times
- lows: Str, Chr, tempermental
- likes: magic, magic items
- dislikes: Peldor, undead
- major magical items: ring of water breathing, stone horse, small shield
- +2, ring of shooting stars
- common spells: magic missile, sleep, identify, burnign hands, haste
- goals: to spread the word of Boccob while vanquishing evil foes
-
- HALBARAD (6th level human ranger) (Neutral Good)
- height: 5'10" weight: 186 lbs age: 26 yrs hair: brown
- eyes: grey land of origin: Furyondy diety: Elhonna
- preferred weapon: battle axe, dagger
- armor: leather
- highs: Con, Dex, good sense of right and wrong, quasi-leader at times
- lows: takes some things too seriously
- likes: outdoors, animals
- dislikes: corruption of likes, and orcs...
- major magical items: battle axe +1, dagger +2, leather armor +3,
- gem of seeing
- goals: to own and maintain his own happy little forest
-
- MONGO (6th level dwarven fighter) (Chaotic Good)
- height: 4'0" weight: 154 lbs age: 68 yrs hair: black
- eyes: red land of origin: Flinty Hills diety: ?
- preferred weapon: war hammer
- armor: plate mail, medium shield
- highs: Str, Con, aggressiveness, hard to injure, loyal to party
- lows: Int, Wis, Dex
- likes: cooking, battle, weapons, the underground
- dislikes: giants, humanoids, sitting around dungeons doing nothing
- even remotely useful
- major magical items: hammer +3, dwarven thrower, medium shield +1,
- ring of regeneration, chime of opening
- goals: to become a general in some army
-
- PELDOR (7th level human thief) (Neutral)
- height: 5'11" weight: 161 lbs age: 18 yrs hair: brown
- eyes: black land of origin: unknown diety: none
- preferred weapon: short sword, knife
- armor: leather
- highs: Int, Dex, Con, Str, good thief, incredible luck, comedian of group
- lows: Wis, untrusted by some
- likes: stealing, backstabbing, having a lot of money, adventure
- dislikes: Boccob & associated minions
- major magical items: shortsword +1, +4 vs. reptiles, knife +3, pouch
- of accessibility, luckstone
- goals: to run his own thieves' guild in a major city
-
- PEYOTE (5th/5th level half-elf fighter/druid) (Neutral)
- height: 5'6" weight: 132 lbs age: 22 yrs hair: brown
- eyes: brown land of origin: Vesve Forest diety: Obad-Hai
- preferred weapon: bastard sword
- armor: hide armor
- highs: Str, Chr, tries to do the right thing
- lows: Int, Con, irritating style of talking, short-sighted at times
- likes: typical druidic things
- dislikes: undead, evil beings, noisy things
- major magical items: ring of invisibility, wand of wonder, bastard
- sword +3, Frost Brand, ring of protection +2
- goals: to become the world's most successful wandering druid
-
- ROB (6th level human priest) (Lawful Good)
- height: 5'10" weight: 171 lbs age: 19 yrs hair: blond
- eyes: blue land of origin: Keoland diety: Trithereon
- preferred weapon: flail
- armor: banded(!), medium shield
- highs: Wis, Int, healing powers, source of many jokes
- lows: Str, low attention span, tendency to do really stupid things
- likes: being a priest
- dislikes: having to deal with evil beings and religions
- major magical items: footman's flail +1, mace +1, necklace of prayer
- beads
-
- ----------
-
- HIGHEST STR: Mongo
- HIGHEST INT: Alindyar
- HIGHEST WIS: Ged, Rob
- HIGHEST DEX: Peldor
- HIGHEST CON: Mongo
- HIGHEST CHR: Peldor
-
- MOST HP: Mongo (60 hp)
- LEAST HP: Alindyar (25 hp)
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- IMPORTANT NOTICE !!!
-
- Thanks to garyf@tybalt.caltech.edu, there is now an anonymous ftp
- site for these stories (tybalt.caltech.edu) so you can get them there.
- They are in /pub/adnd/fluff/adventurers. Have fun.
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